Bizarro is a very, uh, interesting (and enjoyable) comic strip. Here’s one from back in 2002 you might find amusing.
By the way, I’ve tried Dr. Scholl’s Custom Fit Orthotic Center. Yup, it told me what sort of orthotic I needed.
What it didn’t tell me was how to fasten their orthotic onto my bare foot.
It also didn’t really determine whether the orthotic was even necessary. And about the only time they are necessary is when your feet are being mishaped by shoes.
Ya think there might be a better solution to that?